{"product_id":"funny-santa-butt-tissue-box","title":"🎅 Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box – The Cheekiest Christmas Decor!","description":"\u003cdiv id=\"psc-description-0701a5267c57ddce\" class=\"psc-product-description\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e#psc-description-0701a5267c57ddce{display:block;min-width:0;max-width:100%;isolation:isolate;text-align:initial}#psc-description-0701a5267c57ddce #santa-tissue-box-pdp,#psc-description-0701a5267c57ddce #santa-tissue-box-pdp *,#psc-description-0701a5267c57ddce #santa-tissue-box-pdp *::before,#psc-description-0701a5267c57ddce #santa-tissue-box-pdp *::after{box-sizing:border-box}#psc-description-0701a5267c57ddce #santa-tissue-box-pdp .stb-card{transition:transform .25s ease,box-shadow .25s ease}#psc-description-0701a5267c57ddce #santa-tissue-box-pdp .stb-card:hover{transform:translateY(-2px);box-shadow:0 14px 32px rgba(163,41,53,.10)}@media (max-width:640px){#psc-description-0701a5267c57ddce #santa-tissue-box-pdp{padding:12px 10px!important}#psc-description-0701a5267c57ddce #santa-tissue-box-pdp .stb-section{padding:26px 18px!important;border-radius:16px!important}#psc-description-0701a5267c57ddce #santa-tissue-box-pdp .stb-h1{font-size:26px!important}#psc-description-0701a5267c57ddce #santa-tissue-box-pdp .stb-h2{font-size:22px!important}#psc-description-0701a5267c57ddce #santa-tissue-box-pdp .stb-h3{font-size:18px!important}}@media (max-width:420px){#psc-description-0701a5267c57ddce #santa-tissue-box-pdp .stb-h1{font-size:22px!important}#psc-description-0701a5267c57ddce #santa-tissue-box-pdp .stb-h2{font-size:19px!important}}@media (prefers-reduced-motion:reduce){#psc-description-0701a5267c57ddce #santa-tissue-box-pdp .stb-card{transition:none!important}#psc-description-0701a5267c57ddce #santa-tissue-box-pdp .stb-card:hover{transform:none!important}}\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"santa-tissue-box-pdp\" style='max-width:880px;margin:0 auto;padding:24px 16px;font-family:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,\"Segoe UI\",Roboto,Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#2c3e50;background:#fdf8f2;line-height:1.7;font-size:16px;box-sizing:border-box;overflow-x:hidden'\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"stb-section\" style=\"padding:36px 28px 30px;text-align:center;background:linear-gradient(180deg,#fff6f0 0%,#fdf8f2 100%);border:1px solid #f0dcd2;border-radius:24px;box-shadow:0 10px 28px rgba(163,41,53,.05);margin-bottom:22px\"\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"display:inline-block;background:#ffffff;color:#a32935;border:1px solid #f0dcd2;border-radius:999px;padding:6px 16px;font-size:10.5px;font-weight:800;letter-spacing:2px;text-transform:uppercase;margin-bottom:18px\"\u003e🎅 Holiday Humor Collection\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch1 class=\"stb-h1\" style='font-family:Georgia,\"Times New Roman\",serif;font-size:32px;font-weight:800;line-height:1.3;letter-spacing:-0.3px;color:#a32935;margin:0 0 16px'\u003eFunny Santa Butt Tissue Box\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:16px;line-height:1.8;color:#5a534e;margin:0 auto 28px;max-width:640px\"\u003eReady to give your Christmas decorations a cheeky twist? 🎅 This face-down Santa turns an everyday tissue box into a \u003cstrong\u003efestive conversation starter\u003c\/strong\u003e, with tissues dispensing from his behind for a surprise that is anything but ordinary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-radius:20px;overflow:hidden;box-shadow:0 16px 38px rgba(163,41,53,.12);background:#ffffff\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display:block;width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:20px\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1023\/0100\/8153\/files\/eb7fb77e19baacff1b7262596d5ccb0fd7219ffc-31d61986e02c-bb56b6abac97-bb56b6abac97.jpg?v=1793005606\" alt=\"Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box\" loading=\"eager\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003csection class=\"stb-section stb-card\" style=\"padding:32px 28px;background:#ffffff;border:1px solid #f0e4dd;border-radius:22px;box-shadow:0 8px 24px rgba(163,41,53,.04);margin-bottom:22px\"\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;margin-bottom:24px\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"stb-h2\" style='font-family:Georgia,\"Times New Roman\",serif;font-size:26px;font-weight:800;line-height:1.3;color:#285b48;margin:0 0 14px'\u003e🎄 A Cheeky Take on Santa\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15.5px;line-height:1.8;color:#5a534e;margin:0 auto;max-width:620px\"\u003eA familiar red outfit, Santa hat and exaggerated backside give this reclining character his unmistakable look. The \u003cstrong\u003eplayful Santa design\u003c\/strong\u003e brings a little mischief to your holiday display without needing an elaborate setup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-radius:18px;overflow:hidden;box-shadow:0 12px 30px rgba(163,41,53,.08);background:#faf8f6\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display:block;width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:18px\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1023\/0100\/8153\/files\/08899ee88d06130e096fe37ba639bf49508bfeca-ceab23dbd0f0-204db635b9b8-204db635b9b8.jpg?v=1793005585\" alt=\"Cheeky Santa design detail\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003csection class=\"stb-section stb-card\" style=\"padding:32px 28px;background:#ffffff;border:1px solid #f0e4dd;border-radius:22px;box-shadow:0 8px 24px rgba(163,41,53,.04);margin-bottom:22px\"\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;margin-bottom:24px\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"stb-h2\" style='font-family:Georgia,\"Times New Roman\",serif;font-size:26px;font-weight:800;line-height:1.3;color:#285b48;margin:0 0 14px'\u003e😂 A Punchline with Every Tissue\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15.5px;line-height:1.8;color:#5a534e;margin:0 auto;max-width:620px\"\u003eTissues pull from Santa’s rear, making the dispensing point part of the joke. It is a \u003cstrong\u003efun twist on tissue access\u003c\/strong\u003e for anyone who prefers their Christmas decor with a sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-radius:18px;overflow:hidden;box-shadow:0 12px 30px rgba(163,41,53,.08);background:#faf8f6\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display:block;width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:18px\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1023\/0100\/8153\/files\/b1f65370daab44444386dfc71542fe9a2ed91ebc-46a42c6389dd-1174ae12b52d-1174ae12b52d.jpg?v=1793005593\" alt=\"Tissue dispensing detail\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003csection class=\"stb-section stb-card\" style=\"padding:32px 28px;background:#ffffff;border:1px solid #f0e4dd;border-radius:22px;box-shadow:0 8px 24px rgba(163,41,53,.04);margin-bottom:22px\"\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;margin-bottom:24px\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"stb-h2\" style='font-family:Georgia,\"Times New Roman\",serif;font-size:26px;font-weight:800;line-height:1.3;color:#285b48;margin:0 0 14px'\u003e🚗 Christmas Cheer for Your Car\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15.5px;line-height:1.8;color:#5a534e;margin:0 auto;max-width:620px\"\u003eBring some holiday personality along for the ride by placing Santa in a suitable spot, such as a center armrest or seat, when space allows. Keep him clear of controls, seat belts and visibility so the \u003cstrong\u003efestive car accent\u003c\/strong\u003e stays out of the way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-radius:18px;overflow:hidden;box-shadow:0 12px 30px rgba(163,41,53,.08);background:#faf8f6\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display:block;width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:18px\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1023\/0100\/8153\/files\/edf6f058cf1b67ca1611a1b3d68aedad1cd1bb97-a430684faa1d-ed5e4aa4c128-ed5e4aa4c128.jpg?v=1793005610\" alt=\"Santa tissue box in car\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003csection class=\"stb-section stb-card\" style=\"padding:32px 28px;background:#ffffff;border:1px solid #f0e4dd;border-radius:22px;box-shadow:0 8px 24px rgba(163,41,53,.04);margin-bottom:22px\"\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;margin-bottom:24px\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"stb-h2\" style='font-family:Georgia,\"Times New Roman\",serif;font-size:26px;font-weight:800;line-height:1.3;color:#285b48;margin:0 0 14px'\u003e🏠 Everyday Use, Holiday Personality\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15.5px;line-height:1.8;color:#5a534e;margin:0 auto;max-width:620px\"\u003eFrom a living room to an office or desk, Santa gives ordinary tissues a place in your seasonal decor. Combining \u003cstrong\u003edecoration and tissue dispensing\u003c\/strong\u003e, he offers more everyday purpose than a display-only ornament.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-radius:18px;overflow:hidden;box-shadow:0 12px 30px rgba(163,41,53,.08);background:#faf8f6\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display:block;width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:18px\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1023\/0100\/8153\/files\/c63efb808781937765801089a12f858c6924ff8a-3eb4ea7c7984-6dbd3118b068-6dbd3118b068.jpg?v=1793005599\" alt=\"Everyday use on desk\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003csection class=\"stb-section stb-card\" style=\"padding:32px 28px;background:#ffffff;border:1px solid #f0e4dd;border-radius:22px;box-shadow:0 8px 24px rgba(163,41,53,.04);margin-bottom:22px\"\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;margin-bottom:24px\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"stb-h2\" style='font-family:Georgia,\"Times New Roman\",serif;font-size:26px;font-weight:800;line-height:1.3;color:#285b48;margin:0 0 14px'\u003e🎁 A Gift for the Prankster\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15.5px;line-height:1.8;color:#5a534e;margin:0 auto;max-width:620px\"\u003eLooking for something less predictable for Secret Santa or a White Elephant exchange? This \u003cstrong\u003ehumorous Christmas gift\u003c\/strong\u003e suits friends, coworkers and the person who seems to have everything—especially if they enjoy a cheeky joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-radius:18px;overflow:hidden;box-shadow:0 12px 30px rgba(163,41,53,.08);background:#faf8f6\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display:block;width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:18px\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1023\/0100\/8153\/files\/67effac8c569790510ed1b7292bf5561e68c82fd-36e285daed87-61ec6b67506f-61ec6b67506f.jpg?v=1793005589\" alt=\"Funny Christmas gift idea\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003csection class=\"stb-section stb-card\" style=\"padding:32px 28px;background:#ffffff;border:1px solid #f0e4dd;border-radius:22px;box-shadow:0 8px 24px rgba(163,41,53,.04);margin-bottom:22px\"\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"text-align:center;margin-bottom:24px\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"stb-h2\" style='font-family:Georgia,\"Times New Roman\",serif;font-size:26px;font-weight:800;line-height:1.3;color:#285b48;margin:0 0 14px'\u003e📸 Ready for a Festive Close-Up\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15.5px;line-height:1.8;color:#5a534e;margin:0 auto;max-width:620px\"\u003eThe exaggerated pose makes a playful subject for Christmas party pictures, car decor snapshots or short videos. Let Santa become a \u003cstrong\u003elighthearted talking point\u003c\/strong\u003e when friends spot where the tissues come from.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"border-radius:18px;overflow:hidden;box-shadow:0 12px 30px rgba(163,41,53,.08);background:#faf8f6\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display:block;width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:18px\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1023\/0100\/8153\/files\/d7ffe59d71035f60d37ac233096f61200e5963ba-3194bf38bfa3-a9a4db09b9d2-a9a4db09b9d2.jpg?v=1793005602\" alt=\"Festive close-up photo\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003csection class=\"stb-section stb-card\" style=\"padding:32px 28px;background:linear-gradient(180deg,#fff6f0 0%,#fdf8f2 100%);border:1px solid #f0dcd2;border-radius:22px;box-shadow:0 8px 24px rgba(163,41,53,.04);margin-bottom:22px;text-align:center\"\u003e\u003ch2 class=\"stb-h2\" style='font-family:Georgia,\"Times New Roman\",serif;font-size:24px;font-weight:800;line-height:1.3;color:#a32935;margin:0 0 16px'\u003e✨ Make Room for Some Christmas Mischief\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15.5px;line-height:1.8;color:#5a534e;margin:0 auto 20px;max-width:620px\"\u003ePart festive decoration, part everyday tissue holder, this Santa brings a little silliness to desks, living rooms and holiday get-togethers. Add a \u003cstrong\u003echeeky finishing touch\u003c\/strong\u003e to your seasonal setup, or have him ready for your next gift exchange.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"display:inline-block;background:#ffffff;border:1px solid #f0dcd2;border-radius:14px;padding:18px 24px;text-align:left\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"display:block;font-size:14px;font-weight:800;color:#a32935;margin-bottom:6px\"\u003e🎁 Package Includes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size:14.5px;color:#2c3e50\"\u003e1 x Funny Santa Butt Tissue Box\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\u003csection style=\"padding:36px 28px;background:radial-gradient(circle at 15% 20%,rgba(163,41,53,.15),transparent 40%),linear-gradient(135deg,#a32935 0%,#6e1c24 100%);border-radius:24px;box-shadow:0 16px 38px rgba(163,41,53,.28);text-align:center\"\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"font-size:32px;line-height:1;margin-bottom:14px\"\u003e🎅\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch2 style='font-family:Georgia,\"Times New Roman\",serif;font-size:24px;font-weight:800;line-height:1.3;color:#ffffff;margin:0 0 14px'\u003eAdd a Cheeky Twist to Your Christmas\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size:15px;line-height:1.8;color:#f5e2d4;margin:0 auto 24px;max-width:540px\"\u003eA fun, practical decoration for desks, living rooms, and holiday gift exchanges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ca style=\"display:inline-block;padding:16px 36px;background:#ffffff;color:#a32935;font-size:15px;font-weight:800;letter-spacing:.4px;border-radius:999px;text-decoration:none;box-shadow:0 12px 26px rgba(255,255,255,.20)\" href=\"#\"\u003e🛒 Get Your Santa Tissue Box\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"mysite","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67937026179353,"sku":"WH02942610263619-圣诞老人臀部纸巾架","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1023\/0100\/8153\/files\/pt-image-e10488be11ad.jpg?v=1793003171","url":"https:\/\/mysorvyn.com\/products\/funny-santa-butt-tissue-box","provider":"mysorvyn","version":"1.0","type":"link"}